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There has been only one Christmas -- the rest are anniversaries.

There has been only one Christmas -- the rest are anniversaries.

Christmas is the day that holds all time together.

Christmas is the day that holds all time together.

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on...

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on...

May the peace and joy of Christmas live in your heart all year long.

May the peace and joy of Christmas live in your heart all year long.

Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.

Christmas itself may be called into question, If carried so far it creates indigestion.

Love came down at Christmas Love all lovely, love divine; Love was born at Christmas,...

Love came down at Christmas Love all lovely, love divine; Love was born at Christmas,...

Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may dread...

Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts. No matter how we may dread...

A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world!

A merry Christmas to everybody! A happy New Year to all the world!

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.

Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth...

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth...

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree.

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial...

Christmas is the season for kindling the fire of hospitality in the hall, the genial...

Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial...

Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial...

Lets be naughty and save Santa the trip.

Lets be naughty and save Santa the trip.

Christmas ... is not an eternal event at all, but a piece of one's home...

Christmas ... is not an eternal event at all, but a piece of one's home...

We live in an increasingly sophisticated world that makes it difficult to make simple comments...

We live in an increasingly sophisticated world that makes it difficult to make simple comments...

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in...

I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in...

Which Christmas is the most vivid to me? It's always the next Christmas.

Which Christmas is the most vivid to me? It's always the next Christmas.

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.

Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others...

Sometimes at home I talk in my sleep, but at school I sleep while others...