“Darald: What's the state fish of Hawaii? Dwayne the Bartender: The Humuhumunukunukuapua'a. Yeah, bitchQuote by Forgetting Sarah MarshallTopics: Quotes about Forgetting Sarah MarshallShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Sarah Marshall: I hate your music. Aldous Snow: Yeah well, I fucked the housekeeper the...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Everybody hates you. Everybody wishes that you were dead. Peter you suck. Peter you suck....#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Surfing Instructor: If you get bitten by a shark, you're not just gonna give up...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
I like her red hair. I wonder if the carpet matches her pubes. -Surfing Instructor#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
I mean, I've heard that women do fake orgasms, but I've never seen it... It...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Peter Bretter: How are things going with the lady? Darald: Not awesome. She's complicated, like...#Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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