Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.

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If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back...

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A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to...

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At fifteen one is first beginning to realize that everything isn't money and power in...

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There is a note in the front of the volume saying that no public reading...

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In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance...

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Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed...

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I have been told by hospital authorities that more copies of my works are left...

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I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have...

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

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Nothing makes a man feel older than to hear a band coming up the street...

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After an author has been dead for some time, it becomes increasingly difficult for his...

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I...

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I...

I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.

I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine.

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to...

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to...

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting...

You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting...

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini?

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We are constantly being surprised that people did things well before we were born.

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A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to...