Conversation like television set on honeymoon...unnecessary.

Quote by Peter Sellers

Topics: Funny Quotes, Sex Quotes

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but...

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but...

To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences...

To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences...

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.

I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.

There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.

There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I...

If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I...

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.

Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.