I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

Quote by Peter Sellers

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Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I...

If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I...

Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.

Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.

There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.

There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but...

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but...

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences...

To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences...

I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.

I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon...unnecessary.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon...unnecessary.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the...

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the...

Age merely shows what children we remain.

Age merely shows what children we remain.

I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm...

I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm...

Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace...

Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace...

I have been a believer in the magic of language since, at a very early...

I have been a believer in the magic of language since, at a very early...

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...

I could dance till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with...

Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to...

Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to...

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

Is there something in trade that desiccates and flattens out, that turns men into dried...

Is there something in trade that desiccates and flattens out, that turns men into dried...

Everyone is entitled to their own incorrect opinion.

Everyone is entitled to their own incorrect opinion.

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...

If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be...