There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.

Quote by Peter Sellers

Topics: Peter Sellers Quotes

Conversation like television set on honeymoon...unnecessary.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon...unnecessary.

If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I...

If you ask me to play myself, I will not know what to do. I...

To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences...

To see me as a person on screen would be one of the dullest experiences...

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.

I feel ghostly unreal until I become somebody else again on the screen.

Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.

Women are more difficult to handle than men. It's their minds.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

Conversation like television set on honeymoon... unnecessary.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

Finally, in conclusion, let me say just this.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

I'm a classic example of all humorists - only funny when I'm working.

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but...

There is no me. I do not exist. There used to be a me but...