Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.

Quote by Bender (The Cartoon Character)

Topics: Bender (The Cartoon Character) Quotes

I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!

I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!

Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

What's the point of living if i can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow...

What's the point of living if i can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow...

Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...

Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...

What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels,...

Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels,...

Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a...

Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a...

Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?

What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?

Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!

Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!

I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget...

I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget...

My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.

My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.

They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.

They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.

Bite my colossal metal ass.

Bite my colossal metal ass.

That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun.

That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun.

That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass!

That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass!

Oh. Your. God.

Bite my red hot glowing ass.

Bite my red hot glowing ass.

Leela cracked corn, and i dont care. Fry cracked corn, i still dont care. Bender...

Leela cracked corn, and i dont care. Fry cracked corn, i still dont care. Bender...

I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.

I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.