A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Quote by Robert Frost

Topics: Age Quotes, Funny Quotes

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.

Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.

The only certain freedom's in departure.

The only certain freedom's in departure.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one...

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one...

Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they...

Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those that think they...

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke...

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke...

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life. It goes on.

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners...

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners...

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners...

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners...

And were an epitaph to be my story I'd have a short one ready for...

And were an epitaph to be my story I'd have a short one ready for...

I always entertain great hopes.

I always entertain great hopes.

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being...

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being...

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman.

A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman.

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia.

If you don't know how great this country is, I know someone who does; Russia.

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom.

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom.

To be a poet is a condition, not a profession.

To be a poet is a condition, not a profession.

Man that is of woman born is apt to be as vain as his mother.

Man that is of woman born is apt to be as vain as his mother.

Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I...

Somewhere ages and ages hence: Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I...

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and...

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and...

But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep, and miles...

But I have promises to keep, and miles to go before I sleep, and miles...

If one by one we counted people out For the least sin, it wouldn't take...

If one by one we counted people out For the least sin, it wouldn't take...