Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite them.

Quote by Bill Cosby

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No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and...

No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and...

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father...

Nothing I've ever done has given me more joys and rewards than being a father...

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from...

If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from...

There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.

There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it right.

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

Gray hair is God's graffiti.

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

Decide that you want it more than you are afraid of it.

Sigmund Freud once said, What do women want? The only thing I have learned in...

Sigmund Freud once said, What do women want? The only thing I have learned in...

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to...

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to...

Old is always fifteen years from now.

Old is always fifteen years from now.

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

These people marched and were hit in the face with rocks to get an education...

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet.

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything,...

You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can find humor in anything,...

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality?...

Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself immortality. Immortality?...

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they...

I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they...

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love,...

I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authorities on love,...

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the...

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the...

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to...

I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to...

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them...

Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what you're telling them...

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because...

My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because...

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same...

I guess the real reason that my wife and I had children is the same...