Chicks worry about the things that guys forget. Guys worry about the things that chicks remember.

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I'd rather be naked in front of a guy than in front of a group...

I'd rather be naked in front of a guy than in front of a group...

I hate when people assume you're on your period when you're in a bad mood.

I hate when people assume you're on your period when you're in a bad mood.

Girl don't get all depressed over a dog from your past. That's like being sad...

Girl don't get all depressed over a dog from your past. That's like being sad...

I went out last night and all the girls ignored me.

I went out last night and all the girls ignored me.

You're a beautiful girl, and you can do anything you want in life.

You're a beautiful girl, and you can do anything you want in life.

Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Someone will always be younger....

Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Someone will always be younger....

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by...

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by...

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

It's the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an...

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an...

A boy will never forget the girl he couldn't have. A girl will never forget...

A boy will never forget the girl he couldn't have. A girl will never forget...

I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not...

I really can't deny it, I am who I am. I'm pretty normal. I'm not...

Girls suffer from PMS, periods, cramps, childbirth, shaving, plucking, makeup dilemmas and high heels. Guys...

Girls suffer from PMS, periods, cramps, childbirth, shaving, plucking, makeup dilemmas and high heels. Guys...

If he can't keep a conversation going, don't expect him to be able to keep...

If he can't keep a conversation going, don't expect him to be able to keep...

In boys and girls alike, and in more of their elders, perhaps, than we suspect,...

In boys and girls alike, and in more of their elders, perhaps, than we suspect,...

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse'.

3 common lies from guys: I'm sorry, I love you, I won't hurt you. 3...

3 common lies from guys: I'm sorry, I love you, I won't hurt you. 3...

There is nothing like an odor to stir memories.

There is nothing like an odor to stir memories.