But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't even know what month it is half the time when he's working.

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When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old...

When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old...

I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.

I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.

TV is the best babysitter.

TV is the best babysitter.

I don't need the bread, but it's nice to do something creative.

I don't need the bread, but it's nice to do something creative.

As far as I know, the guys at Pixar are opposed to a Monsters, Inc....

As far as I know, the guys at Pixar are opposed to a Monsters, Inc....

I'd bowled a lot, but I never really had proper lessons.

I'd bowled a lot, but I never really had proper lessons.

Basically, though, I'm just lucky to love what I do for a living.

Basically, though, I'm just lucky to love what I do for a living.

Social Security's future has gotten worse, and each year we delay reform adds to the...

Social Security's future has gotten worse, and each year we delay reform adds to the...

I'd like to come back because I really miss doing situation comedy.

I'd like to come back because I really miss doing situation comedy.

I'm really getting to appreciate traditional jazz now - the New Orleans stuff - a...

I'm really getting to appreciate traditional jazz now - the New Orleans stuff - a...

Pardon me for loitering in front of an orchestra.

Pardon me for loitering in front of an orchestra.

Kids are at my level. I like goofing around with them.

Kids are at my level. I like goofing around with them.

People in Medicaid ought to have access to the same insurance as the rest of...

People in Medicaid ought to have access to the same insurance as the rest of...

I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.

I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.

Like, every couple of months you read, they rewrite, you come back in, they've animated...

Like, every couple of months you read, they rewrite, you come back in, they've animated...

It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you...

It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you...

If you want to direct, you've got to work.

If you want to direct, you've got to work.

I flew into New York for the Raising Arizona audition, and we just started joking...

I flew into New York for the Raising Arizona audition, and we just started joking...

Believe me, nobody likes to loaf more than me.

Believe me, nobody likes to loaf more than me.

Then I started checking out blues albums from the library and playing the harp along...

Then I started checking out blues albums from the library and playing the harp along...