It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?

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Social Security's future has gotten worse, and each year we delay reform adds to the...

Social Security's future has gotten worse, and each year we delay reform adds to the...

That was all Rose, and Rose knew what she was doing. Her main thing was...

That was all Rose, and Rose knew what she was doing. Her main thing was...

If you want to direct, you've got to work.

If you want to direct, you've got to work.

I don't need the bread, but it's nice to do something creative.

I don't need the bread, but it's nice to do something creative.

Basically, though, I'm just lucky to love what I do for a living.

Basically, though, I'm just lucky to love what I do for a living.

Then I started checking out blues albums from the library and playing the harp along...

Then I started checking out blues albums from the library and playing the harp along...

I'd bowled a lot, but I never really had proper lessons.

I'd bowled a lot, but I never really had proper lessons.

People in Medicaid ought to have access to the same insurance as the rest of...

People in Medicaid ought to have access to the same insurance as the rest of...

This happens to be that the power of laughter and love would beat out the...

This happens to be that the power of laughter and love would beat out the...

When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old...

When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old...

I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.

I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.

Kids are at my level. I like goofing around with them.

Kids are at my level. I like goofing around with them.

Pardon me for loitering in front of an orchestra.

Pardon me for loitering in front of an orchestra.

Yeah, the material's been good so far, although I'm sure there's got to be a...

Yeah, the material's been good so far, although I'm sure there's got to be a...

As far as I know, the guys at Pixar are opposed to a Monsters, Inc....

As far as I know, the guys at Pixar are opposed to a Monsters, Inc....

I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.

I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.

But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't even know what month...

But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't even know what month...

Believe me, nobody likes to loaf more than me.

Believe me, nobody likes to loaf more than me.

It was a fight for a very long time. After the end of the first...

It was a fight for a very long time. After the end of the first...

I'm really getting to appreciate traditional jazz now - the New Orleans stuff - a...

I'm really getting to appreciate traditional jazz now - the New Orleans stuff - a...