It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you play?

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Social Security's future has gotten worse, and each year we delay reform adds to the...

Social Security's future has gotten worse, and each year we delay reform adds to the...

I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.

I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.

Like, every couple of months you read, they rewrite, you come back in, they've animated...

Like, every couple of months you read, they rewrite, you come back in, they've animated...

Yeah, the material's been good so far, although I'm sure there's got to be a...

Yeah, the material's been good so far, although I'm sure there's got to be a...

I'd like to come back because I really miss doing situation comedy.

I'd like to come back because I really miss doing situation comedy.

That was all Rose, and Rose knew what she was doing. Her main thing was...

That was all Rose, and Rose knew what she was doing. Her main thing was...

When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old...

When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old...

As far as I know, the guys at Pixar are opposed to a Monsters, Inc....

As far as I know, the guys at Pixar are opposed to a Monsters, Inc....

If you want to direct, you've got to work.

If you want to direct, you've got to work.

Kids are at my level. I like goofing around with them.

Kids are at my level. I like goofing around with them.

TV is the best babysitter.

TV is the best babysitter.

I'd bowled a lot, but I never really had proper lessons.

I'd bowled a lot, but I never really had proper lessons.

Believe me, nobody likes to loaf more than me.

Believe me, nobody likes to loaf more than me.

But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't even know what month...

But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't even know what month...

People in Medicaid ought to have access to the same insurance as the rest of...

People in Medicaid ought to have access to the same insurance as the rest of...

I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.

I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.

It was a fight for a very long time. After the end of the first...

It was a fight for a very long time. After the end of the first...

Basically, though, I'm just lucky to love what I do for a living.

Basically, though, I'm just lucky to love what I do for a living.

I'm really getting to appreciate traditional jazz now - the New Orleans stuff - a...

I'm really getting to appreciate traditional jazz now - the New Orleans stuff - a...

I flew into New York for the Raising Arizona audition, and we just started joking...

I flew into New York for the Raising Arizona audition, and we just started joking...