Believe me, nobody likes to loaf more than me.

Quote by John Goodman

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When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old...

When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old...

This happens to be that the power of laughter and love would beat out the...

This happens to be that the power of laughter and love would beat out the...

But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't even know what month...

But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't even know what month...

Pardon me for loitering in front of an orchestra.

Pardon me for loitering in front of an orchestra.

If you want to direct, you've got to work.

If you want to direct, you've got to work.

TV is the best babysitter.

TV is the best babysitter.

I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.

I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.

I'm really getting to appreciate traditional jazz now - the New Orleans stuff - a...

I'm really getting to appreciate traditional jazz now - the New Orleans stuff - a...

Then I started checking out blues albums from the library and playing the harp along...

Then I started checking out blues albums from the library and playing the harp along...

People in Medicaid ought to have access to the same insurance as the rest of...

People in Medicaid ought to have access to the same insurance as the rest of...

Like, every couple of months you read, they rewrite, you come back in, they've animated...

Like, every couple of months you read, they rewrite, you come back in, they've animated...

I'd bowled a lot, but I never really had proper lessons.

I'd bowled a lot, but I never really had proper lessons.

I don't need the bread, but it's nice to do something creative.

I don't need the bread, but it's nice to do something creative.

As far as I know, the guys at Pixar are opposed to a Monsters, Inc....

As far as I know, the guys at Pixar are opposed to a Monsters, Inc....

It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you...

It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you...

I flew into New York for the Raising Arizona audition, and we just started joking...

I flew into New York for the Raising Arizona audition, and we just started joking...

Yeah, the material's been good so far, although I'm sure there's got to be a...

Yeah, the material's been good so far, although I'm sure there's got to be a...

Social Security's future has gotten worse, and each year we delay reform adds to the...

Social Security's future has gotten worse, and each year we delay reform adds to the...

I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.

I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.

It was a fight for a very long time. After the end of the first...

It was a fight for a very long time. After the end of the first...