Pardon me for loitering in front of an orchestra.

Quote by John Goodman

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I'd bowled a lot, but I never really had proper lessons.

I'd bowled a lot, but I never really had proper lessons.

As far as I know, the guys at Pixar are opposed to a Monsters, Inc....

As far as I know, the guys at Pixar are opposed to a Monsters, Inc....

That was all Rose, and Rose knew what she was doing. Her main thing was...

That was all Rose, and Rose knew what she was doing. Her main thing was...

Then I started checking out blues albums from the library and playing the harp along...

Then I started checking out blues albums from the library and playing the harp along...

When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old...

When I was a kid, I loved Popeye, but the old ones, the real old...

Social Security's future has gotten worse, and each year we delay reform adds to the...

Social Security's future has gotten worse, and each year we delay reform adds to the...

It was a fight for a very long time. After the end of the first...

It was a fight for a very long time. After the end of the first...

I'm really getting to appreciate traditional jazz now - the New Orleans stuff - a...

I'm really getting to appreciate traditional jazz now - the New Orleans stuff - a...

Yeah, the material's been good so far, although I'm sure there's got to be a...

Yeah, the material's been good so far, although I'm sure there's got to be a...

I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.

I'm just a lazy boy. I'd rather sit in my recliner and act.

People in Medicaid ought to have access to the same insurance as the rest of...

People in Medicaid ought to have access to the same insurance as the rest of...

But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't even know what month...

But I'm not as bad as Al Pacino - he doesn't even know what month...

It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you...

It was cool for a couple of weeks, but how much bad golf can you...

I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.

I hated Woody Woodpecker and Scooby-Doo, but I was a cartoon freak.

Believe me, nobody likes to loaf more than me.

Believe me, nobody likes to loaf more than me.

TV is the best babysitter.

TV is the best babysitter.

If you want to direct, you've got to work.

If you want to direct, you've got to work.

Basically, though, I'm just lucky to love what I do for a living.

Basically, though, I'm just lucky to love what I do for a living.

I don't need the bread, but it's nice to do something creative.

I don't need the bread, but it's nice to do something creative.

I'd like to come back because I really miss doing situation comedy.

I'd like to come back because I really miss doing situation comedy.