Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades. -Brittany

Topics: Glee Quotes

I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels. -Sue

I hate hospitals, William. That's why I kept voting for those death panels. -Sue

I love hearing about the glee club, but I'm actually more interested in you. -Emma

I love hearing about the glee club, but I'm actually more interested in you. -Emma

If I was a country, my flag would be a big fist giving the rest...

If I was a country, my flag would be a big fist giving the rest...

It's kinda like nursing a POW back to health so he's at his strongest when...

It's kinda like nursing a POW back to health so he's at his strongest when...

Brittany, remember the rules: no sitting on anything! -Rachel

Brittany, remember the rules: no sitting on anything! -Rachel

Despite the fact that your mouth to face ratio is way off, you still somehow...

Despite the fact that your mouth to face ratio is way off, you still somehow...

And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar...

And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar...

I rode a bull and was thinking of you. -Will [voicemail, to Emma]

I rode a bull and was thinking of you. -Will [voicemail, to Emma]

I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic. -Sue

I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic. -Sue

Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton? -Santana

Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton? -Santana

I wants on them froggy lips, and I want on them NOW. -Santana [to Sam]

I wants on them froggy lips, and I want on them NOW. -Santana [to Sam]

I'm giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage....

I'm giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage....

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks. -Brittany

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks. -Brittany

Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw my browser history.-Finn

Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw my browser history.-Finn

If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling...

If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling...

Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they wanna hold...

Bisexual is a term that gay guys in high school use when they wanna hold...

Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the...

Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the...

Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world. -Rachel

Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world. -Rachel

Do dudes ever get erections when they wrestle with you? -Puck

Do dudes ever get erections when they wrestle with you? -Puck

I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama. -Santana

I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama. -Santana