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Topics: Glee Quotes

Despite the fact that your mouth to face ratio is way off, you still somehow...

Despite the fact that your mouth to face ratio is way off, you still somehow...

I'm giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage....

I'm giving you full visitation rights to the twins that reside on my rib cage....

Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades. -Brittany

Most teachers think that by cutting class, I might improve my grades. -Brittany

I love hearing about the glee club, but I'm actually more interested in you. -Emma

I love hearing about the glee club, but I'm actually more interested in you. -Emma

I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama. -Santana

I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama. -Santana

You know what, a reminder, I own that guppie mouth. Those aerosmith lips belong to...

You know what, a reminder, I own that guppie mouth. Those aerosmith lips belong to...

Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw my browser history.-Finn

Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw my browser history.-Finn

As our team leader and arbiter of all that is good, I must say: I...

As our team leader and arbiter of all that is good, I must say: I...

Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person. -Rachel

Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person. -Rachel

Your face tastes awesome. -Rachel [to Blaine]

Your face tastes awesome. -Rachel [to Blaine]

I wants on them froggy lips, and I want on them NOW. -Santana [to Sam]

I wants on them froggy lips, and I want on them NOW. -Santana [to Sam]

If I was a country, my flag would be a big fist giving the rest...

If I was a country, my flag would be a big fist giving the rest...

If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling...

If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling...

Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the...

Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the...

And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar...

And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar...

You ain't lived until you seen me in a cowboy hat! -Beiste

You ain't lived until you seen me in a cowboy hat! -Beiste

Brittany, remember the rules: no sitting on anything! -Rachel

Brittany, remember the rules: no sitting on anything! -Rachel

I used to drink a lot when I was their age, mostly to deal with...

I used to drink a lot when I was their age, mostly to deal with...

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks. -Brittany

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks. -Brittany

It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink! -Rachel

It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink! -Rachel