My nose is still filled with the acrid stench of teen vomit. -Sue

Topics: Glee Quotes

You know what, a reminder, I own that guppie mouth. Those aerosmith lips belong to...

You know what, a reminder, I own that guppie mouth. Those aerosmith lips belong to...

Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the...

Not to be alarmed, doctors say he will be fine, provided he can get the...

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks. -Brittany

Ke$ha has been a culture icon for weeks. -Brittany

I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama. -Santana

I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama. -Santana

Despite the fact that your mouth to face ratio is way off, you still somehow...

Despite the fact that your mouth to face ratio is way off, you still somehow...

Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw my browser history.-Finn

Kurt's been blackmailing me every since he saw my browser history.-Finn

And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar...

And now, performing the hit song Tik and also Tok, by rapper Ke and dollar...

Brittany, remember the rules: no sitting on anything! -Rachel

Brittany, remember the rules: no sitting on anything! -Rachel

Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person. -Rachel

Being thrown up on, it just does something to a person. -Rachel

You ain't lived until you seen me in a cowboy hat! -Beiste

You ain't lived until you seen me in a cowboy hat! -Beiste

As our team leader and arbiter of all that is good, I must say: I...

As our team leader and arbiter of all that is good, I must say: I...

Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton? -Santana

Why don't you down a 4 Loco, Count Boozy Von Drunk a Ton? -Santana

Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world. -Rachel

Blaine Warbler, I'm gonna rock your world. -Rachel

I love hearing about the glee club, but I'm actually more interested in you. -Emma

I love hearing about the glee club, but I'm actually more interested in you. -Emma

Do dudes ever get erections when they wrestle with you? -Puck

Do dudes ever get erections when they wrestle with you? -Puck

Your face tastes awesome. -Rachel [to Blaine]

Your face tastes awesome. -Rachel [to Blaine]

I wants on them froggy lips, and I want on them NOW. -Santana [to Sam]

I wants on them froggy lips, and I want on them NOW. -Santana [to Sam]

It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink! -Rachel

It tastes like pink. It tastes like pink! -Rachel

I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic. -Sue

I suggest you pre-actively check into rehab, as you are a future alcoholic. -Sue

If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling...

If I hear one song from that classic rock outfit journey, I will start pulling...