Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels, vengeance, Father O'Mallee's weed-whacker. But at long last I've found something I'm willing to die for... This mindless turtle.

Quote by Bender (The Cartoon Character)

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Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a...

Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a...

They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.

They're not very heavy, but you don't hear me not complaning.

I hate the people that love me and they hate me.

I hate the people that love me and they hate me.

Oh. Your. God.

This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!

This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!

Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.

Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.

I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.

I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.

My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.

My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.

That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun.

That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun.

I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget...

I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget...

Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...

Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...

Life can be hilariously cruel.

Life can be hilariously cruel.

What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?

What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?

Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.

Everyone's a jerk. You, me, this jerk.

Great is OK, but amazing would be GREAT.

Great is OK, but amazing would be GREAT.

What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.

Congratulations Fry, you've snagged the perfect girlfriend. Amy's rich, she's probably got other characteristics.

Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.

Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.

Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!

Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!