Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels, vengeance, Father O'Mallee's weed-whacker. But at long last I've found something I'm willing to die for... This mindless turtle.

Quote by Bender (The Cartoon Character)

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That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass!

That's no alien spaceship-that's my ass!

What's the point of living if i can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow...

What's the point of living if i can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow...

I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.

I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.

What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a...

Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a...

Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

Let's face it, comedy's a dead art form. Tragedy, now that's funny.

I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!

I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!

Bite my colossal metal ass.

Bite my colossal metal ass.

Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.

Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.

Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!!

Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!!

Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...

Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...

That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun.

That's me baby let's ditch the kids in the ally and have some fun.

Life can be hilariously cruel.

Life can be hilariously cruel.

Great is OK, but amazing would be GREAT.

Great is OK, but amazing would be GREAT.

Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.

Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.

My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.

My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.

Who are you, and why should I care?

Who are you, and why should I care?

I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget...

I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget...

Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Bribe is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?

What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?