Fry, as you know, there are lots of things I'm willing to kill for: jewels, vengeance, Father O'Mallee's weed-whacker. But at long last I've found something I'm willing to die for... This mindless turtle.

Quote by Bender (The Cartoon Character)

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My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.

My life, and by extension everyone else's is meaningless.

Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!

Hey, don't make me go upside yer head!

Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.

Tempers are wearing thin. Let's hope some robot doesn't kill everybody.

Life can be hilariously cruel.

Life can be hilariously cruel.

I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget...

I'm gonna go build my own theme park! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget...

I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!

I'm Bender, baby, please insert liquor!

What's the point of living if i can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow...

What's the point of living if i can't say ass? Gasp! Hey! I didn't blow...

I hate the people that love me and they hate me.

I hate the people that love me and they hate me.

Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.

Do I preach to you while you're lying stoned in the gutter? No.

Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...

Okay kids, it's nine o'clock and you know what that means; daddy's sick of looking...

I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.

I was thinking Benderbrau if it's an ale, Botweiser if it's a lager.

Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!!

Ah well, there's always hope. A-HAHAHAHAHAAAH!!

Who are you, and why should I care?

Who are you, and why should I care?

Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a...

Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a...

Leela cracked corn, and i dont care. Fry cracked corn, i still dont care. Bender...

Leela cracked corn, and i dont care. Fry cracked corn, i still dont care. Bender...

This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!

This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!

What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.

What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?

What do you mean 'we,' flesh-tube?

Bite my colossal metal ass.

Bite my colossal metal ass.

Bite my red hot glowing ass.

Bite my red hot glowing ass.