It is easier to restrain wild donkeys (Democrats) than to raise a dead elephant (Republicans)

Quote by Arthur Hoff

Topics: Humor Quotes

All the fun's in how you say a thing

All the fun's in how you say a thing

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that...

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies.

I swear to the Lord, I still can't see, why Democracy means, everybody but me.

I swear to the Lord, I still can't see, why Democracy means, everybody but me.

Whenever you find humor, you find pathos close by his side.

Whenever you find humor, you find pathos close by his side.

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our...

Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our...

As a person is so must you humor them.

As a person is so must you humor them.

Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for...

Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for...

Nothing says 'I suck at technology,' more than a sideways profile picture.

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor...

Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor...

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman

I'm not really big on slapstick humor. I like gentle humor.

I'm not really big on slapstick humor. I like gentle humor.

Humor keeps the elderly rolling along, singing a song. When you laugh, its an involuntary...

Humor keeps the elderly rolling along, singing a song. When you laugh, its an involuntary...

Anger and humor are like the left and right arm. They complement each other. Anger...

Anger and humor are like the left and right arm. They complement each other. Anger...

Wii Sports: All the frustration of real sports with out the physical exercise.

Wii Sports: All the frustration of real sports with out the physical exercise.

He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense...

He had the sort of face that makes you realize God does have a sense...

The people who fear humor - and there are many -are suspicious of its power...

The people who fear humor - and there are many -are suspicious of its power...

Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of...

Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of...