Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Quote by Helen Rowland

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A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still...

A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still...

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good...

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good...

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just...

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just...

What a man calls his conscience is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental...

What a man calls his conscience is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental...

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment...

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment...

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.

The follies which a man regrets most in his life, are those which he didn't...

The follies which a man regrets most in his life, are those which he didn't...

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still...

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still...

One man's folly is another man's wife.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his...

The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his...

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without...

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without...

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him...

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him...

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit

A marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit

A fool and her money are soon courted.

A fool and her money are soon courted.

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty...

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty...

Variety is the spice of love.

Variety is the spice of love.