Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.

Quote by Helen Rowland

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Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or...

Love, like a chicken salad a restaurant has, must be taken with blind faith or...

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he...

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he...

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she...

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she...

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and...

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and...

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or...

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or...

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and...

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and...

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say...

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say...

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover...

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover...

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you...

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you...

Variety is the spice of love.

Variety is the spice of love.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her...

After marriage, a woman's sight becomes so keen that she can see right through her...

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the...

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the...

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him...

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him...

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he...

The follies which a man regrets the most in his life are those which he...