Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.

Quote by Helen Rowland

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The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she...

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she...

Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest

Love the quest; marriage the conquest; divorce the inquest

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty...

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty...

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting...

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say...

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say...

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a...

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a...

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't...

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't...

Nobody is quite so blase and sophisticated as a boy of nineteen who is just...

Nobody is quite so blase and sophisticated as a boy of nineteen who is just...

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or...

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or...

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but...

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but...

A man never knows how to say goodbye, a woman never knows when to say...

A man never knows how to say goodbye, a woman never knows when to say...

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man,...

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man,...

Variety is the spice of love.

Variety is the spice of love.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and...

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and...

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see...

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see...