Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.

Quote by E B White

Topics: Humor Quotes

We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it...

We should all do what, in the long run, gives us joy, even if it...

I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel.

I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel.

I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens

I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens

I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less...

I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less...

A writer is like a bean plant - he has his little day, and then...

A writer is like a bean plant - he has his little day, and then...

When I was a child people simply looked about them and were moderately happy; today...

When I was a child people simply looked about them and were moderately happy; today...

Old age is a special problem for me because I've never been able to shed...

Old age is a special problem for me because I've never been able to shed...

An intelligence service is, in fact, a stupidity service.

An intelligence service is, in fact, a stupidity service.

The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.

The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.

All we need is a meteorologist who has once been soaked to the skin without...

All we need is a meteorologist who has once been soaked to the skin without...

Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has...

Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has...

Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.

Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.

Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has...

Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has...

It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a...

It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a...

One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy.

One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy.

Another segment of society that has constructed a language of its own is business. ......

Another segment of society that has constructed a language of its own is business. ......

There's no limit to how complicated things can get, on account of one thing always...

There's no limit to how complicated things can get, on account of one thing always...

Writing is an act of faith, not a trick of grammar.

Writing is an act of faith, not a trick of grammar.

A misspelled word is probably an alias for some desperate call for aid, which is...

A misspelled word is probably an alias for some desperate call for aid, which is...

I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon...

I never made a mistake in grammar but one in my life and as soon...