All the Disney princesses gave me unrealistic expectations for my hair!

Topics: Disney Quotes, Funny Quotes

Sometimes the curiosity can kill the soul but leave the pain.

Sometimes the curiosity can kill the soul but leave the pain.

You're never too old to watch Disney movies and believe in your dreams.

You're never too old to watch Disney movies and believe in your dreams.

Heigh ho, heigh ho! / It's off to work we go.

Heigh ho, heigh ho! / It's off to work we go.

That's the difference between movies and real life. In real life, you don't always get...

That's the difference between movies and real life. In real life, you don't always get...

Always let your conscience be your guide. -The Blue Fairy

Always let your conscience be your guide. -The Blue Fairy

For with each dawn, she found new hope that someday, her dreams of happiness would...

For with each dawn, she found new hope that someday, her dreams of happiness would...

Reach for the sky!

Reach for the sky!

Watch out, they spit!

Watch out, they spit!

I don't know, he seems kind of hairy and slobbery to me.

I don't know, he seems kind of hairy and slobbery to me.

You've got a playdate with destiny. -Lotso

You've got a playdate with destiny. -Lotso

Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten.

Ohana means family, family means nobody gets left behind. Or forgotten.

I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my...

I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my...

Ooooh Miss Laaaady...

Ooooh Miss Laaaady...

Fish are friends, not food!

Fish are friends, not food!

Boy, have you got your lions crossed.

Boy, have you got your lions crossed.

It's the circle of life, and it moves us all through despair and hope, through...

It's the circle of life, and it moves us all through despair and hope, through...

When you go after honey with a balloon, the great thing is not to let...

When you go after honey with a balloon, the great thing is not to let...

Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying.

Look, you're really cute, but I can't understand what you're saying.

Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.

Listen, everyone is entitled to my opinion.

I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every...

I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every...