Excuse me... Chuckles.

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Never in life do you hear about a large group of black people getting killed...

Never in life do you hear about a large group of black people getting killed...

Would you shut up! Let me tell you something. NTL owes us 300 grand. Now,...

Would you shut up! Let me tell you something. NTL owes us 300 grand. Now,...

Dabu! Thank you, Mr. Goodwrench.

Dabu! Thank you, Mr. Goodwrench.

Fuck Jesse Jackson!

Fuck Jesse Jackson!

Play my records! You hear me? Play! Play! Play my records! Play Dub Records! Dub...

Play my records! You hear me? Play! Play! Play my records! Play Dub Records! Dub...

I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks....

I can't go to jail, not with his soft skin and these boyish good looks....

See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in...

See, in my day, a barber was more than just somebody who sit around in...

Boy, look, look! Look! Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. Oh,...

Boy, look, look! Look! Your daddy may not had a whole lot of money. Oh,...

Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't...

Wait, hold on here. Is this a barbershop? Is this a barbershop? If we can't...

Well, you know, my name is Ced and I kinda consider myself an entertainer. Hey...

Well, you know, my name is Ced and I kinda consider myself an entertainer. Hey...

Knock his college ass out!

Knock his college ass out!

Well, hello Mr. Program Director. You see what happens if you don't spin my records?

Well, hello Mr. Program Director. You see what happens if you don't spin my records?

Look dawg, I know selling the tickets was wrong. But look, I took the 2...

Look dawg, I know selling the tickets was wrong. But look, I took the 2...

If I want my chips? Yeah, I want my chips. Who is this?

If I want my chips? Yeah, I want my chips. Who is this?

This ain't no Goddamn school of the blind, Calvin! This is the barbershop! The place...

This ain't no Goddamn school of the blind, Calvin! This is the barbershop! The place...

That's not gangsta! That's not gangsta!

That's not gangsta! That's not gangsta!

I'm gonna nail your ass!

I'm gonna nail your ass!

LETS COUGH...and dont tell me to eat cheese. I am a fat midget! hey -...

LETS COUGH...and dont tell me to eat cheese. I am a fat midget! hey -...

Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it that you can disrespect a...

Have you lost your mind? I mean, how is it that you can disrespect a...

Watch what you say, cause we will drop his ass. Take him outside.

Watch what you say, cause we will drop his ass. Take him outside.