A guy who'd cheat on his wife would cheat at cards.

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A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.

Just called the police on my girlfriend. She hasn't committed a crime, I just want...

Just called the police on my girlfriend. She hasn't committed a crime, I just want...

You see, money's not everything in life is it? but it keeps you in touch...

You see, money's not everything in life is it? but it keeps you in touch...

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from...

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from...

Women are not forgiven for aging. Robert Redford's lines of distinction are my old-age wrinkles.

Women are not forgiven for aging. Robert Redford's lines of distinction are my old-age wrinkles.

I went on a children's roller coaster once when I was maybe 12-or some age...

I went on a children's roller coaster once when I was maybe 12-or some age...

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.

It is easy to become a monk in one's old age.

It is easy to become a monk in one's old age.

Sex is a two-way treat.

Sex is a two-way treat.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

A girl shuld be two things classy and fabulous.

A girl shuld be two things classy and fabulous.

There is something that falls short of perfection in every book, without exception, something influenced...

There is something that falls short of perfection in every book, without exception, something influenced...

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

The good writing of any age has always been the product of someone's neurosis.

The good writing of any age has always been the product of someone's neurosis.

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

Youth lives on hope, old age on remembrance.

Youth lives on hope, old age on remembrance.

There is life after retirement, and it is BETTER.

There is life after retirement, and it is BETTER.

My favorite review described me as the cinematic equ

My favorite review described me as the cinematic equ

Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. Hes proud to be...

Bush has cruised through life fueled by booze, drugs and bravado. Hes proud to be...