It is a pity that instead of the Pilgrim Fathers landing on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock had not landed on the Pilgrim Fathers.

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A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one...

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one...

The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to...

The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide that you are not going to...

Follow the path of the unsafe, independent thinker. Expose your ideas to the dangers of...

Follow the path of the unsafe, independent thinker. Expose your ideas to the dangers of...

The government of the United States is and always has been a lawyer's government

The government of the United States is and always has been a lawyer's government

The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing...

The enjoyment of life would be instantly gone if you removed the possibility of doing...

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer to my friends who exercise.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one...

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one...

Before a clock was in the tower, Or e'er a watch was worn; I knew...

Before a clock was in the tower, Or e'er a watch was worn; I knew...

The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they...

The only reason a great many American families don't own an elephant is that they...

There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it...

There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it...

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

Early to bed and early to rise probably indicates unskilled labor.

Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, Well, this has been fun, but we know you have...

Thanksgiving, when the Indians said, Well, this has been fun, but we know you have...

Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling you, this...

Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I'm telling you, this...

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...

What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of...

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.

That risky naked trip...from the bathroom to your bedroom.

That risky naked trip...from the bathroom to your bedroom.

Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage,...

Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage,...

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.

You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow...

You have a cough? Go home tonight; eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow...

Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to...

Last time I saw him he tried to murder me. But when you're trying to...

A woman who has no way of expressing herself and of realizing herself as a...

A woman who has no way of expressing herself and of realizing herself as a...

One of life's best coping mechanisms is to know the difference between an inconvenience and...

One of life's best coping mechanisms is to know the difference between an inconvenience and...

You can turn off the sun, but I'm still gonna shine.

You can turn off the sun, but I'm still gonna shine.