In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place

Quote by Helen Rowland

Topics: Heart Quotes, Love Quotes, Men Quotes

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the...

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the...

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments,...

When a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead of compliments,...

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see...

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see...

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still...

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still...

Variety is the spice of love.

Variety is the spice of love.

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't...

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they don't...

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds

Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at...

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at...

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled...

Some women can be fooled all of the time, and all women can be fooled...

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and...

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts and...

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of...

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of...

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of...

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of...

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she...

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

A woman's flattery may inflate a man's head a little; but her criticism goes straight...

Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like...

Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like...

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you...

The more you love someone the more he wants from you and the less you...

Flattery corrupts both the receiver and the giver.

Flattery corrupts both the receiver and the giver.

My hopes are so high, that your kiss might kill me. So won't you kill...

My hopes are so high, that your kiss might kill me. So won't you kill...

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...

I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do...