A man only appreciates happiness when he gets married, but by then it is too late.

Quote by Frank Sinatra

Topics: Happiness Quotes

A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

A man doesn't know what hapiness is until he's married. By then it's too late.

I am a thing of beauty.

I am a thing of beauty.

Don't get even, get mad.

Don't get even, get mad.

Hell hath no fury like a hustler with a literary agent.

Hell hath no fury like a hustler with a literary agent.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,...

When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday,...

When lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday,...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,...

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,...

....A simple I love you means more than money....

....A simple I love you means more than money....

Fear is the enemy of logic. There is no more debilitating, crushing, self-defeating, sickening thing...

Fear is the enemy of logic. There is no more debilitating, crushing, self-defeating, sickening thing...

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers...

Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers...

I drink to the confusion of our enemies.

I drink to the confusion of our enemies.

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.

I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to...

I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to...

Luck is only important insofar as getting the chance to sell yourself at the right...

Luck is only important insofar as getting the chance to sell yourself at the right...

The martial music of every sideburned delinquent on the face of the earth.

The martial music of every sideburned delinquent on the face of the earth.

I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is...

I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is...

Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them...

Oh, I just wish someone would try to hurt you so I could kill them...

You treat a lady like a dame, and a dame like a lady.

You treat a lady like a dame, and a dame like a lady.

I'm for whatever gets you through the night.

I'm for whatever gets you through the night.

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.