A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways.

Quote by Courteney Cox

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Cultivate a heart of love that knows no anger

Cultivate a heart of love that knows no anger

I'm not going to deny it. I'm a neat person, there's no question. But I...

I'm not going to deny it. I'm a neat person, there's no question. But I...

When David [Arquette] and I got engaged we started therapy together. I'd heard that the...

When David [Arquette] and I got engaged we started therapy together. I'd heard that the...

I would like to do a part that would stretch me. In America it seems...

I would like to do a part that would stretch me. In America it seems...

Always a godmother, never a mother. That sucks. I've got to get me one of...

Always a godmother, never a mother. That sucks. I've got to get me one of...

A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull...

A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull...

I'm at peace with myself and where I am. In the past, I was always...

I'm at peace with myself and where I am. In the past, I was always...

I don't have time for superficial friends. I suppose if you're really lonely you can...

I don't have time for superficial friends. I suppose if you're really lonely you can...

I don't think I'm too thin at all. I understand when people say, 'Well your...

I don't think I'm too thin at all. I understand when people say, 'Well your...

I don't want to feel I'm responsible for anorexia across the country.

I don't want to feel I'm responsible for anorexia across the country.

Anger is one letter short of danger, Greatest remedy for anger is delay

Anger is one letter short of danger, Greatest remedy for anger is delay

I'm a gemini, and I get so bored so easily. I mean, I have moved...

I'm a gemini, and I get so bored so easily. I mean, I have moved...

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I don't think I'm too thin at all. I understand when people say, 'Well your...

If I like myself at this weight, then this is what I'm going to be....

If I like myself at this weight, then this is what I'm going to be....

I don't think I'm too thin at all. I understand when people say, 'Well your...

I don't think I'm too thin at all. I understand when people say, 'Well your...

Sometimes I use Botox. Compared to most, I use it very sparingly. One time I...

Sometimes I use Botox. Compared to most, I use it very sparingly. One time I...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

A pun is the lowest form of humor -- when you don't think of it...

I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic.

I am in the Master of Professional Writing program teaching Humor Writing, Literary and Dramatic.

Down the road, I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will...

Down the road, I'll probably have a kid or two or three. And there will...

Humor is consistent with pathos, whilst wit is not.

Humor is consistent with pathos, whilst wit is not.