A humorist is a person who feels bad, but who feels good about it.

Quote by Don Herold

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There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

Poverty must have its satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people

Poverty must have its satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

Babies are such a nice way to start people

Babies are such a nice way to start people

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different...

Moralizing and morals are two entirely different things and are always found in entirely different...

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles...

If I had my life to live over, I would perhaps have more actual troubles...

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to...

It is a good thing that life is not as serious as it seems to...

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

Unhappiness is not knowing what we want and killing ourselves to get it.

The chief cause of failure and unhappiness is trading what we want most for what...

The chief cause of failure and unhappiness is trading what we want most for what...

Babies are such a nice way to start people

Babies are such a nice way to start people

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

Poverty must have many satisfactions, else there would not be so many poor people.

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we...

There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we...

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of...

Work is the greatest thing in the world, so we should always save some of...

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing...

It takes a lot of things to prove you are smart, but only one thing...

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

Why resist temptation? There will always be more.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

There is nothing so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we...

There is nothing so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we...

Foreign Ministry guys don't become agents. Party officials, the Foreign Ministry nerds, tend not to...

Foreign Ministry guys don't become agents. Party officials, the Foreign Ministry nerds, tend not to...

In short, intelligence, considered in what seems to be its original feature, is the faculty...

In short, intelligence, considered in what seems to be its original feature, is the faculty...