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A good scare is worth more than good advice.

A good scare is worth more than good advice.

The same people who can deny others everything are famous for refusing themselves nothing.

The same people who can deny others everything are famous for refusing themselves nothing.

When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.

I never take advice from anyone more messed up than I am.

I never take advice from anyone more messed up than I am.

Hazard not your wealth on a poor man's advice.

Hazard not your wealth on a poor man's advice.

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we...

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we...

Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar.

Be thou familiar, but by no means vulgar.

To offer a man unsolicited advice is to presume that he doesn't know what to...

To offer a man unsolicited advice is to presume that he doesn't know what to...

Never answer an anonymous letter

Never answer an anonymous letter

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

Its important not to be embarrassed by your past. The contradictions are part of what...

Its important not to be embarrassed by your past. The contradictions are part of what...

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it...

If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it...

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the...

Advice is seldom welcome; and those who want it the most always like it the...

I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it

I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it

My advice to actresses is don't worry about your looks. The very thing that makes...

My advice to actresses is don't worry about your looks. The very thing that makes...

Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a...

Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a...

Consult not your fears but your hopes and your dreams. Think not about your frustrations,...

Consult not your fears but your hopes and your dreams. Think not about your frustrations,...

We may give advice, but we can't inspire conduct.

We may give advice, but we can't inspire conduct.

Not the maker of plans and promises, but rather the one who offers faithful service...

Not the maker of plans and promises, but rather the one who offers faithful service...

Oaths are the fossils of piety.

Oaths are the fossils of piety.

Children and fools cannot lie.

Children and fools cannot lie.