A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.
Quote by John Ratzenberger
You've got to write for your audience.
Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable...
There are technologies you couldn't predict at all when I started.
So many people aren't ready for Hollywood - professionally or practically.
To them, the real United States is just flyover country.
After all, at end of the day, when you're breathing your last, it's not your...
The last thing on my mind was to be an actor, but I had a...
I've turned down projects based on raunchiness before.
I'd never been to acting school, so I never thought I'd get this far.
When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider...
They need to be re-supplied with energy, and that energy comes from asking not what...
From what I can see, too many kids don't learn pride in their country anymore.
Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.
You'll be tested every single day. You'll be tested every single day.
I started improvising the Cliff character, based on someone I grew up with.
The pollution they produce, market, sell, and show to billions around the world is at...
I always played a soldier, sailor, or policemen.
On my visits back home, if they saw that I was getting a big head,...
So many actors have sheer guts, will, and determination; they just need some preparation.
It appalls me that the people who decide what Americans will be watching on the...