A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.

Quote by John Ratzenberger

Topics: Humor Quotes

Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it.

Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it.

But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast,...

But from what I can see all around me today, that America is fading fast,...

I have been raising money for the past 14 years for diabetes research.

I have been raising money for the past 14 years for diabetes research.

I'd never been to acting school, so I never thought I'd get this far.

I'd never been to acting school, so I never thought I'd get this far.

The pollution they produce, market, sell, and show to billions around the world is at...

The pollution they produce, market, sell, and show to billions around the world is at...

The last thing on my mind was to be an actor, but I had a...

The last thing on my mind was to be an actor, but I had a...

In fact, my son learned his first swear word from E.T. at age five. The...

In fact, my son learned his first swear word from E.T. at age five. The...

From what I can see, too many kids don't learn pride in their country anymore.

From what I can see, too many kids don't learn pride in their country anymore.

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable...

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable...

They need to be re-supplied with energy, and that energy comes from asking not what...

They need to be re-supplied with energy, and that energy comes from asking not what...

I've turned down projects based on raunchiness before.

I've turned down projects based on raunchiness before.

You've got to write for your audience.

You've got to write for your audience.

There are technologies you couldn't predict at all when I started.

There are technologies you couldn't predict at all when I started.

After all, at end of the day, when you're breathing your last, it's not your...

After all, at end of the day, when you're breathing your last, it's not your...

To them, the real United States is just flyover country.

To them, the real United States is just flyover country.

It appalls me that the people who decide what Americans will be watching on the...

It appalls me that the people who decide what Americans will be watching on the...

Hollywood has lost touch with their audience a long time ago.

Hollywood has lost touch with their audience a long time ago.

Two days later I got a call that they wanted to try out the character...

Two days later I got a call that they wanted to try out the character...

When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider...

When I go to the garage to pick up my clubs, I clean the spider...

Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.

Find people who share your values, and you'll conquer the world together.