A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's really attractive.

Quote by Bruce Jay Friedman

Topics: Girlfriends Quotes

The most important thing about a TV set is to get it back against something...

The most important thing about a TV set is to get it back against something...

Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with...

Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with...

The most important thing about a TV set is to get it back against something...

The most important thing about a TV set is to get it back against something...

Television and radio do a wonderful job in focusing attention on the problems of our...

Television and radio do a wonderful job in focusing attention on the problems of our...

Modern politics today requires a mastery of television. I've never really warmed up to television...

Modern politics today requires a mastery of television. I've never really warmed up to television...

You can observe a lot just by watching.

You can observe a lot just by watching.

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

In Beverly Hills... they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows.

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...

A people who's primary aims are driving, shopping, and television are subject to terrorism at...

A people who's primary aims are driving, shopping, and television are subject to terrorism at...

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead station.

The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead station.

I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television...

I'm always amazed that people will actually choose to sit in front of the television...

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the...

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the...

Television is an instrument which can paralyze this country.

Television is an instrument which can paralyze this country.

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is...

A group of politicians deciding to dump a President because his morals are bad is...

Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your...

Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lead to unreasonable disappointment when your...

To the public, the press is not David among Goliaths; it has become one of...

To the public, the press is not David among Goliaths; it has become one of...

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like...

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like...

Watching a baseball game on television is like chasing the great white whale in a...

Watching a baseball game on television is like chasing the great white whale in a...

The principal contributor to loneliness in this country is television. What happens is that the...

The principal contributor to loneliness in this country is television. What happens is that the...

I like radio better than television because if you make a mistake on radio, they...

I like radio better than television because if you make a mistake on radio, they...