The most important thing about a TV set is to get it back against something and not out in the middle of a room where it's like a somber fellow making electronic judgments on you.

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Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with...

The most important thing about a TV set is to get it back against something...

The most important thing about a TV set is to get it back against something...

Television excites me because it seems to be the last stamping ground of poetry, the...

Television excites me because it seems to be the last stamping ground of poetry, the...

If those in charge of our society - politicians, corporate executives, and owners of press...

If those in charge of our society - politicians, corporate executives, and owners of press...

Television is just one more facet of that considerable segment of our society that never...

Television is just one more facet of that considerable segment of our society that never...

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been...

Much of the messy advertising you see on television today is the product of committees....

Much of the messy advertising you see on television today is the product of committees....

Television [is] a high-impact medium. It does some things no other force can do-transmitting electronic...

Television [is] a high-impact medium. It does some things no other force can do-transmitting electronic...

On television I feel like a man playing piano in a brothel; every now and...

On television I feel like a man playing piano in a brothel; every now and...

So by all means let's have a television show quick and long, even if the...

So by all means let's have a television show quick and long, even if the...

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.

People who say you're just as old as you feel are all wrong, fortunately.

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff...

I love vegging out in front of the TV, eating pizza!

I love vegging out in front of the TV, eating pizza!

Radio is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the...

Radio is a medium of entertainment which permits millions of people to listen to the...

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.

We love television because television brings us a world in which television does not exist.

We love television because television brings us a world in which television does not exist.

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

Television has a real problem. They have no page two.

Television has created a nation of news junkies who tune in every night to get...

Television has created a nation of news junkies who tune in every night to get...

Television is a corporate vulgarity.

Television is a corporate vulgarity.