“A 30-year mortgage at Michaels age essentially means that hes buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldnt hear the other dead people.Quote by Dwight SchruteTopics: Quotes about Dwight SchruteShare on:FacebookPinterestWhatsApp
You know whats better than a triceratops. Only every other dinosaur that has ever existed.#Dwight Schrute
How would I describe myself? Three words: hard working, alpha male, jackhammermercilessinsatiable#Dwight Schrute
