The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

Picture Quote by Tim Russel

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

Topics: Father Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Wisdom Picture Quotes

Any man can be a father but it takes a special person to be a...

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Any man can be a father but it takes a special person to be a...

The greatest thing a father cand do for his daughter is to love her mother

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The greatest thing a father cand do for his daughter is to love her mother

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person: He believed in...

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My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person: He believed in...

Every woman may not be queen to her husband but she is always a princess...

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Every woman may not be queen to her husband but she is always a princess...

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back, nor a sail to take...

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A father is neither an anchor to hold us back, nor a sail to take...

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

The one who raises a child is called a father. Not the one who helped...

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The one who raises a child is called a father. Not the one who helped...

Dad anyone can be a father but it takes someone very special to be a...

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Dad anyone can be a father but it takes someone very special to be a...

Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results

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Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

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I'm great in bed I can sleep for days.

Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

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Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start...

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

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The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...

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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart !...

I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

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I really wanted to buy each of the kids something fabulous. But have you seen...

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

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Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.

I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

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I don't have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

Medicine prolongs life but death will seize the doctor too

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Medicine prolongs life but death will seize the doctor too

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom

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Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom