The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

Picture Quote by Tim Russel

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

Topics: Father Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Wisdom Picture Quotes

The greatest thing a father cand do for his daughter is to love her mother

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The greatest thing a father cand do for his daughter is to love her mother

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back, nor a sail to take...

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A father is neither an anchor to hold us back, nor a sail to take...

My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person: He believed in...

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My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person: He believed in...

I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

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I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron

The one who raises a child is called a father. Not the one who helped...

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The one who raises a child is called a father. Not the one who helped...

Every woman may not be queen to her husband but she is always a princess...

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Every woman may not be queen to her husband but she is always a princess...

Dad anyone can be a father but it takes someone very special to be a...

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Dad anyone can be a father but it takes someone very special to be a...

Any man can be a father but it takes a special person to be a...

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Any man can be a father but it takes a special person to be a...

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

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It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she...

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

Normal people scare me but not as much as I scare them.

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Normal people scare me but not as much as I scare them.

Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

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Why Trick or Treating is better than Sex? You can do the whole neighborhood.

When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks...

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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks...

After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want...

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After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say I want...

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget...

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute forget...

Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

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Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?"...

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Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

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Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

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Love is a blind whore with mental disease and no sense of humor

When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that...

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When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that...