That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Picture Quote by Charles Bukowski

That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.

Topics: Alcohol Picture Quotes

Do you hate people? I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.

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Do you hate people? I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

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Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

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If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

Real loneliness is not necessarily limited to when you are alone.

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Real loneliness is not necessarily limited to when you are alone.

That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

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That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard...

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An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard...

Find what you love and let it kill you.

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Find what you love and let it kill you.

Do you have any books about making friends?

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Do you have any books about making friends?

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life....

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

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Keep smiling and one day Life will get tired of upsetting you

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

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The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, theyâ€™re killing living...

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Why do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, theyâ€™re killing living...

How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

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How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a...

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Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a...

It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...

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It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to the their level and...

The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

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The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.

What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!

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What is Father Christmas' wife called ? Mary Christmas!

I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot

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I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot

Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

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Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.