If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

Picture Quote by Charles Bukowski

If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

Topics: Friends Picture Quotes, Inspirational Picture Quotes, Jail Picture Quotes, True Friends Picture Quotes

Real loneliness is not necessarily limited to when you are alone.

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Real loneliness is not necessarily limited to when you are alone.

Do you hate people? I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.

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Do you hate people? I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.

That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

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That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard...

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An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard...

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

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Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something...

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That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something...

Find what you love and let it kill you.

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Find what you love and let it kill you.

Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

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Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted

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A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

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Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

Love me, and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I'll...

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Love me, and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I'll...

I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast...

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I wish life was a remote. Play the easy times. Pause the good times. Fast...

The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.

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The only reason Debra keeps me alive it to open jars and kill bugs.

I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

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I want your ugly I want your disease I want your love love I want...

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

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Drink' till she's cute but stop before the wedding

I'm pretty sure the whole "ladies first" when opening up a door was created by...

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I'm pretty sure the whole

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world . I know because I've...

Dear kids of all ages, Santa is coming after a short break

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Dear kids of all ages, Santa is coming after a short break

Work like you don't need the money Love like you've never been hurt Dance like...

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Work like you don't need the money Love like you've never been hurt Dance like...