If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

Picture Quote by Charles Bukowski

If you want to know who your friends are, get yourself a jail sentence.

Topics: Friends Picture Quotes, Inspirational Picture Quotes, Jail Picture Quotes, True Friends Picture Quotes

Do you hate people? I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.

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Do you hate people? I don't hate them...I just feel better when they're not around.

Real loneliness is not necessarily limited to when you are alone.

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Real loneliness is not necessarily limited to when you are alone.

That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

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That's the problem with drinking, I thought as I poured myself a drink. If something...

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

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Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead

An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard...

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An intellectual says a simple thing in a hard way. An artist says a hard...

That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something...

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That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something...

Find what you love and let it kill you.

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Find what you love and let it kill you.

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

We are all little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone...

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We are all little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone...

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

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Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a...

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Most women desire someone who makes them laugh and also feel safe, so basically a...

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do...

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The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do...

What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger

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What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

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'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

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He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've...

The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

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The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get

Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...

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Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have more birthdays...

It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

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It's great to have someone in your life who makes you hate yourself a little...

Smile, it confuses people!

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Smile, it confuses people!

Honey, be with someone who gives their love openly and generously. Receiving love should not...

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Honey, be with someone who gives their love openly and generously. Receiving love should not...