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Without deviation from the norm, Progress is not possible

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Without deviation from the norm, Progress is not possible

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

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I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

When I was little "I'm gonna tell your mom" was the scariest sentence ever

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When I was little

God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

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God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

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The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

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Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after...

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A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks, a woman loses hers after...

'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

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'I am' is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that...

Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls...

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Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls...

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be...

He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

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He taught me housekeeping when I divorce I keep the house.

There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

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There's three rules of cheating. It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married....

If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as...

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If you were half as funny as you think you are, you'd be twice as...

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until...

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A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until...

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then...

Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.

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Christmas tree, Oh Christmas tree; Your ornaments are history.

I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

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I prefer an interesting vice to a virtue that bores

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve...

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Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve...

Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and...

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Sometimes, you read a book and it fills you with this weird evangelical zeal, and...