If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.

If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.

Topics: Bad day Picture Quotes, Funny Picture Quotes, Monday Picture Quotes

Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

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Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out...

The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

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The world is a stage but the play is badly cast

Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

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Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your...

If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

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If it weren't for pick-pocketers, I'd have no sex life at all

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

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You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

So many books, so little time.

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So many books, so little time.

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

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Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome

If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffe." "If you were my wife I'd...

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If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffe.

Stop thinking of fun and have it

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Stop thinking of fun and have it

A jealous woman does better research that the FBI.

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A jealous woman does better research that the FBI.

My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...

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My brain is like the Bermuda Triangle. Information goes in and then it's never found...

Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are...

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Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are...

You have 200. 194. 305 friend requests. I knew this Facebook thing was a bad...

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You have 200. 194. 305 friend requests. I knew this Facebook thing was a bad...

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

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To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove...

What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

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What computer do you have? And please don't say a white one.

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do...

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The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do...

A witty saying proves nothing

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A witty saying proves nothing

It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...

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It's useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love,...

Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, substract the sleep, multiply the problems,...

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Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, substract the sleep, multiply the problems,...