People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.

Picture Quote by Lemony Snicket

People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict.

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Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.

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Reading is one form of escape. Running for your life is another.

If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing...

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If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing...

Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

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Never trust anyone who has not brought a book with them.

A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always...

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A good library will never be too neat, or too dusty, because somebody will always...

Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

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Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you...

I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

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I suppose I'll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies.

Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

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Wicked people never have time for reading. It's one of the reasons for their wickedness.

Humor is reason gone mad.

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Humor is reason gone mad.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you...

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Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you...

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

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I love mankind, it's people I can't stand

Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let...

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Because you can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's easier to let...

Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

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Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of'em are...

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

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What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.

Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.

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Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do.

Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

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Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends.

â€œThe Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack....

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â€œThe Guide says there is an art to flying

Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?" Harry interrupted again. "So he can sneak up on people,"...

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Death's got an Invisibility Cloak?

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you...

The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

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The capacity for friendship is God's way of apologizing for our families.

Books are mirrors: you only see in them what you already have inside you.

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Books are mirrors: you only see in them what you already have inside you.