I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face

I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid, and others I would love to punch in the face

Topics: Funny Picture Quotes, Love Picture Quotes

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

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The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

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As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot

I made me laugh

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I made me laugh

I love my computer because my friends live in it

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I love my computer because my friends live in it

Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

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Murphy's Law : Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself

Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant and die.

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Don't have sex, cause you will get pregnant and die.

Laughing at your own mistake can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wifeâ€™s mistakes can...

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Laughing at your own mistake can lengthen your life. Laughing at your wifeâ€™s mistakes can...

Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

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Delete my feelings for you. Error.The file is too big.

A black cat crossing your path signifies..

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A black cat crossing your path signifies..

A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

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A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

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Twenty year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their...

The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

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The only problem with sleeping with strangers is.. they're strange

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

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Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step...

Women react differently a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill...

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Women react differently a French woman who sees herself betrayed by her husband will kill...

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up...

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You know we're good friends when I no longer feel the need to clean up...

I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

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I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a...

You're going to have haters and you're going to have lovers.

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You're going to have haters and you're going to have lovers.

To heal our heart we donâ€™t need to change our past, we just need to...

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To heal our heart we donâ€™t need to change our past, we just need to...