Dear Santa, This year please give a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year

Dear Santa, This year please give a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year

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Romantic Christmas gift: Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you...

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Romantic Christmas gift: Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you...

Dear kids of all ages, Santa is coming after a short break

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Dear kids of all ages, Santa is coming after a short break

All I want for Christmas is to be loved by you.

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All I want for Christmas is to be loved by you.

The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of...

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The most enduring traditions of the season are best enjoyed in the warm embrace of...

Joseph: "I'm going to buy them Christmas turkey". Albert: "Buy? Do you really mean buy?"...

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A hug is the perfect gift. One size fits all and nobody minds if you...

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A hug is the perfect gift. One size fits all and nobody minds if you...

Things I love about winter: losing count of how many cookies you've eaten

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Things I love about winter: losing count of how many cookies you've eaten

If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

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If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told...

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Haloween=candy Thanksgiving=food Christmas=gifts New Year=drinks Valentines=sex Birthday=All the above.jpg

I could never feel the winter cold as long as I have you to hold.

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I could never feel the winter cold as long as I have you to hold.

Merry Christmas

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Merry Christmas

The way you spend Christmas is far more important than how much.

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The way you spend Christmas is far more important than how much.

Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

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Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

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Always have a friend with you on Christmas... who can take you back home when...

Things I love about winter: leaving footprints in the snow

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Things I love about winter: leaving footprints in the snow

This Christmas, I have nothing else to wish for.. I already got YOU! Merry Christmas...

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This Christmas, I have nothing else to wish for.. I already got YOU! Merry Christmas...

May the Spirit of Christmas bring you peace.The Gladness of Christmas give you hope.The Warmth...

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May the Spirit of Christmas bring you peace.The Gladness of Christmas give you hope.The Warmth...

The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting...

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The joy of brightening other lives, bearing each others' burdens, easing other's loads and supplanting...

Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your...

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Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your...

May all your dreams come true, this Christmas. May Santa Claus bring joy and luck...

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May all your dreams come true, this Christmas. May Santa Claus bring joy and luck...

Dear Santa, I've been good this year. Ok. most of the time. Once in a...

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Dear Santa, I've been good this year. Ok. most of the time. Once in a...

I don't want a lot for Christmas There's just one thing I need I don't...

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I don't want a lot for Christmas There's just one thing I need I don't...