Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say "Hey man I love you this many dollars-worth".

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Presents are the best way to show someone how much you care. It is like this tangible thing that you can point to and say "Hey man I love you this many dollars-worth".

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Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go. Cause of your butt.

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Hate to see you leave but love to watch you go. Cause of your butt.

Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

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Many people look forward to the new year for a new start on old habits.

God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

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God, it's me, Barney. What up? I know we don't talk much, But I know...

Find what you love and let it kill you.

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Find what you love and let it kill you.

Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

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Im great in bed, I can sleep for days.

The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

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The most memorable days usually end with the dirtiest clothes

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's...

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Sex is a sensation caused by temptation. A guy sticks his location in a girl's...

Stop thinking of fun and have it

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Stop thinking of fun and have it

You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

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You can't buy love, but you pay heavily for it.

Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

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Marry a man your own age; as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

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Christmas is not the time for regrets. That's what anniversaries are for.

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. if you...

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By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. if you...

I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

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I played Santa Claus many times, if you don't believe it, check out the divorce...

Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

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Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, expensive or impossible

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Haloween=candy Thanksgiving=food Christmas=gifts New Year=drinks Valentines=sex Birthday=All the above.jpg

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

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I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at...

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

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Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese.

And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

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And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could...

At supervillain college, crazy laughter is probably a two-semester course

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At supervillain college, crazy laughter is probably a two-semester course

People say "Find good people and leave bad ones". But it should be "Find the...

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