Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk

Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk

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It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

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It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

All I want for Christmas is Money.

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All I want for Christmas is Money.

Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

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Santa Claus has the right idea : visit people only once a year

Shake up the happiness;Wake up the happiness;Shake up the happiness;It's Christmas time.

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Shake up the happiness;Wake up the happiness;Shake up the happiness;It's Christmas time.

I hear it's offensive to say Merry Christmas? Well it it bothers you then... Merry...

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I hear it's offensive to say Merry Christmas? Well it it bothers you then... Merry...

Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

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Dear Santa, yeah, I was naughty this year and it was worth it, you fat...

Dear Santa All I want is true love this Christmas

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Dear Santa All I want is true love this Christmas

I learned to GIVE not because I have much but because I know exactly how...

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I learned to GIVE not because I have much but because I know exactly how...

Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your...

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Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your...

I'll be your Christmas toy I'll touch you with warmth and joy I'll be waiting...

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I'll be your Christmas toy I'll touch you with warmth and joy I'll be waiting...

I love Christmas I love giving gifts. I love the scent of pine. I love...

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I love Christmas I love giving gifts. I love the scent of pine. I love...

Is that special time of year So we are near

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Is that special time of year So we are near

This Christmas, I have nothing else to wish for.. I already got YOU! Merry Christmas...

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This Christmas, I have nothing else to wish for.. I already got YOU! Merry Christmas...

When I think of the most wonderful moments of Christmas: the warmth, the sharing, the...

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When I think of the most wonderful moments of Christmas: the warmth, the sharing, the...

A hug is the perfect gift. One size fits all and nobody minds if you...

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A hug is the perfect gift. One size fits all and nobody minds if you...

No matter what I get for Christmas you're all I really need.

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No matter what I get for Christmas you're all I really need.

Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree, in the eyes of children, they...

Once bitten and twice shy I keep my distance but you still catch my eye...

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Once bitten and twice shy I keep my distance but you still catch my eye...

Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls...

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Girls who love football are not weird. They're a rare gift from God. Those girls...

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

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A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth

You have 200. 194. 305 friend requests. I knew this Facebook thing was a bad...

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You have 200. 194. 305 friend requests. I knew this Facebook thing was a bad...

How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...

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How do you know Santa has to be a man? No woman is going to...