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I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the...

#Canada

I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and...

#Jon Stewart

I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an...

#Jon Stewart

I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.

#Jon Stewart

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.

#Jon Stewart

I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I just wanted...

#Jon Stewart

I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.

#Jon Stewart

Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana. You...

#Jon Stewart

Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will...

#Jon Stewart

You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads...

#Army, #Homosexuality

Historic in a good sense, not historic in a sense of 'so we dropped bombs...

#Bombs, #History

Alright guys, I want to get out there and vote tomorrow. And not because it's...

#Humor