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Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

#Advice, #Funny

There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.

#Memories

There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing.

#Intelligence

If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it, as the...

#Happiness

Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something.

#Men And Women

As a general thing, when a woman wears the pants in a family, she has...

#Men And Women, #Women

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves...

#Animals, #Love

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

#Love

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

#Truth

There are very few good judges of humor, and they don't agree.

#Humor

Love iz like the meazles; we kant have it bad but onst, and the later...

#Life, #Love

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his...

#Money