The navigation system is in Italian. I dont think the girls can understand the navigation system in English. -Vinny

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I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.

I knew she was 18, that ass does not look 12.

These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

These kids are robots... Gym, Tanning, Laundry... that's how they make the guidos.

Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able...

Streets are so small and the alleys are so narrow, Ronnies not gonna be able...

Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

Its not Saved by the Bell, were not Zack & Kelly.

Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!

Id rather have f*ckin Angelina back!

I aint wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the...

I aint wearing this shirt when we go out; this is the shirt BEFORE the...

What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need...

What voltage is it? Cause if thats 18-thousand, if your voltage is 16-hundred, you need...

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

We sit on the couch with our tank tops until it's T-SHIRT time!

Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.

Pauly, adorable, youre gonna love him.. youll probably have sex with him. Just sayin.

Someone just grabbed my ass... I think it was The Situation!

Someone just grabbed my ass... I think it was The Situation!

Ronnies at the club, hooking up with Grenades that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.....

Ronnies at the club, hooking up with Grenades that is a bigger-ugly-chick & also Landmines.....

A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I...

A walking holiday? What does that mean? Are you gonna give out candy? Like I...

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

Yo, we got that thing that cleans your a$$ in here. -Vinny

How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy...

How do I taste, bro? How does my d*ck taste, bro? Congratulations on my sloppy...

Cabs are here!

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

I can smell the fake tans and the hair gel already.

Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over...

Girls love a DJ, so once they see me behind the wheels of steel over...

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

Deena kinda reminded me of like a dirty Chihuahua, just barking, and like you kinda...

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's...

Im gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL. -Pauly D

Im gonna get everybody up. We need to hit GTL. -Pauly D