Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all…

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Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive...

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive...

Money can't buy poverty.

Money can't buy poverty.

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives...

The difference between a divorce and a legal separation is that a legal separation gives...

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This...

It sometimes happens, even in the best of families, that a baby is born. This...

They who are of the opinion that Money will do everything, may very well be...

They who are of the opinion that Money will do everything, may very well be...

Money can't buy happiness but it will get you a better class of memories.

Money can't buy happiness but it will get you a better class of memories.

People who make money often make mistakes, and even have major setbacks, but they believe...

People who make money often make mistakes, and even have major setbacks, but they believe...

A politician taking campaign money from gamblers in Nevada is like one taking campaign money...

A politician taking campaign money from gamblers in Nevada is like one taking campaign money...

Some people think they are worth a lot of money just because they have it.

Some people think they are worth a lot of money just because they have it.

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do...

Men are more often bribed by their loyalties and ambitions than by money.

Men are more often bribed by their loyalties and ambitions than by money.

There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company...

There is only one boss. The customer. And he can fire everybody in the company...

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't...

France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't...

Disneyland is a work of love. We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea...

Disneyland is a work of love. We didn't go into Disneyland just with the idea...

The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world to...

The only reason to have money is to tell any SOB in the world to...

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where...

The politicians don't just want your money. They want your soul. They want you to...

The politicians don't just want your money. They want your soul. They want you to...

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: That guy sure owed...

I hope that after I die, people will say of me: That guy sure owed...